You Got Da Most Votes..Too Bad Ya Lost..

You were everybody's favorite..Do you know how much that cost?You got the most votes but too bad ya lost...This is not an impulsive decision but by democratic polling...The election went on indoors..in the coronary chambers...Just aint the candidate to represent ME...and what I want..or need..or ever hope to achieve..The first few months were golden..u were bright..shone like a star..now it seems your sunshine has been taken away by the sunshine itself..I gotta stop being seen with you in public..So this is where it ends..will I get another of you?That strictly depends.. On the availability..the durability..the possibility...that the next will last me much longer...cuz if it don't kill me, it makes me stronger..bye bye my Converse All Star..RIP


P.S..I loved those shoes...lmao..Sorry 4 who thought it was a girl..